By Rock Westfall
The 2023 Iowa Hawkeyes will go down as a memorable but lamentable team. An inexcusably inferior offense undermined championship-level defense and kicking teams. The result was that duplicity manufactured by nepotism was mercifully ended.
25 Points Per Game – A Mediocre Ask
At the onset of the 2023 season, offensive coordinator Brian Ferentz had his contract reworked. His salary was cut by $50,000 and included the requirement that his offense score an average of 25 points per game.
These days, 25 points per game is a mediocre offense. To illuminate, Old Dominion was right on the button for 25 points per game this past season. That put the Monarchs at 71st in the country out of 133 Division 1 teams.
While the new terms for Brian Ferentz were necessary, they became the source of ridicule. National radio hosts would give weekly updates, and social media had weekly charts with memes.
But for a serious contender, 25 points per game epitomizes mediocrity. The painful irony is that mediocrity on offense, paired with Iowa’s elite defense and kicking teams, could have been enough to make the College Football Playoff.
*GALAXY BRAIN CONSPIRACY THEORY TAKE HERE*
DID THE AP RANK IOWA 25TH TO REMIND US OF THE 25 POINTS PER GAME CLAUSE IN BRIAN FERENTZ’S CONTRACT????? pic.twitter.com/lT1KZHCmAo
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) August 14, 2023
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An Ambiguous Start for Brian Ferentz
The Iowa Hawkeyes began the 2023 season with three wins. They defeated Utah State 24-14 in the season opener. Next came the important Cy Hawk Trophy matchup at Iowa State. The Hawkeyes prevailed 20-13 to improve to 2-0. While the Ferentz average was below par, there were theories he would survive if Iowa kept winning. A 41-10 win over Western Michigan put the Ferentz average over the top, and college football fans were eager for a prime-time showdown at Penn State.
Brian Ferentz misses his target of 25 points per game by 1 point. He must now average 25.1 points for the remainder of the regular season. https://t.co/CkHqgJ7In3
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) September 2, 2023
Fraud Alert on Mount Nittany
Iowa entered Happy Valley, ranked 24th in the nation, while Nittany Lions were ranked 7th. A competitive game was expected. And a 10-0 Penn State lead at halftime would have been surmountable for a decent offense. Instead, it was not, and Iowa never had a chance. With no offense to give its defense some breathing room, the dam burst in the second half, and Iowa lost embarrassingly 31-0.
Iowa was outgained 397-76 and was exposed as a pretender. The Hawkeyes committed four turnovers. Michigan transfer QB Cade McNamara was a putrid 5-14 for 42 yards and was sacked twice. McNamara learned that fateful night that he would not have the luxury of being protected by his old and reliable Michigan offensive line.
The loss at Beaver Stadium was the first warning that Brian Ferentz’s offense was not all there. And that Iowa had no chance against college football’s best.
Plodding Along to Nowhere
Following the Penn State debacle, the Hawkeyes barely beat a horrible Michigan State team 26-16 that had already checked out for 2023. McNamara was lost for the season against MSU with a left leg injury.
The loss of McNamara meant that the inexperienced Deacon Hill would take over as the starter. The Hawkeyes nearly lost, needing a 70-yard TD punt return by Cooper DeJean with 3:45 to play to break a 16-all tie. Alarmingly, Michigan State outgained Iowa 349-222. At this point, it was accepted Brian Ferentz never had a prayer to reach 25 points per game.
Iowa beat Purdue 20-14 and then won at Wisconsin 15-6. Despite having minimal offense, the Hawkeyes were 6-1. A case was continuing to be made that Brian Ferentz may survive because of the winning. But then it all blew up.
Iowa CB Cooper DeJean vs Michigan State:
🟡 7 Times Targeted
🟡 28 Yards Allowed
🟡 1 Interception
🟡 14.9 Passer Rating Allowed
🟡 Punt Return TD pic.twitter.com/euH6aIIxPM— PFF College (@PFF_College) October 2, 2023
The Brian Ferentz Era Gets Flagged
On October 21, Iowa hosted a struggling Minnesota team also suffering from no offensive production and a defense far below program standards. The Golden Gophers were vulnerable. A team with a below-average offense would figure to score on them. Yet Iowa could not take advantage.
The Hawkeyes needed a 54-yard TD punt return by Cooper DeJean to take the lead with 1:21 left to play. But DeJean was ruled to have made a fair-catch signal when he did not. Iowa lost 12-10 and produced only 12 yards in the second half.
Ironically, had that play stood, Brian Ferentz may have survived, absurd as that would have been. But the defeat could not be spun or explained away. It was indefensible. And the end of Brian Ferentz’s Iowa career.
Refs rule this as a fair catch signal. That negates an unbelievable play by Iowa’s Cooper Dejean. Minnesota wins the Floyd of Rosedale #Iowa #Minnesota #CollegeFootball pic.twitter.com/yxEwA8Zewt
— CFB Saturday Slate w/ Mick N Bus (@CFB_SatSlate) October 21, 2023
Bye-Bye Week Followed By Best of the Worst Finish
The Minnesota debacle was followed by a bye week. The timing gave athletic director Beth Goetz the opportunity to give what Iowa fans were praying for. It was announced that Brian Ferentz would be fired effective at season’s end.
Iowa went on to win its final four regular season games, starting at Northwestern (10-7). That was followed by wins over Rutgers (22-0), Illinois (15-13), and finally at Nebraska (13-10). Only defense and kicking teams saved Iowa.
The failed, entitled son of nepotism privilege refused to wear team gear in those final games, instead opting for a plain black hoodie seemingly purchased at Dollar General. This unprofessional spitefulness did not go unnoticed.
Iowa won the Big Ten West Division “championship” as the best team of a rancid group of pedestrian programs. Only Northwestern (7-5) and Wisconsin (7-5) joined Iowa with winning records in the West.
Catch my piece on Son and Done: Brian Ferentz Out as Iowa OC at the Home of the GODFATHER! https://t.co/mYdC8cQh86
— Rock Westfall (@rockwestfall711) October 30, 2023
Firing Blanks – What Could Have Been
Against quality opposition, Iowa was curb-stomped 26-0 in the Big Ten championship game by eventual national champion Michigan. That was followed by a mortifying 35-0 loss to Tennessee in the Citrus Bowl. It was the closing argument that Iowa had zero business being on the field against college football’s elite. Thus, the Brian Ferentz Era had a perfectly apropos ending.
The sad fact is that with any kind of offense at all, Iowa could have been a serious threat to win the Big Ten championship and make the College Football Playoff. Its defense and kicking teams were of national championship quality.
But an offense that often played to set up its Ray Guy Award-winning punter Tory Taylor undermined the potential of a historic campaign. When your punter is considered your best offensive weapon and your play-calling is often focused on ensuring his success, you have a problem. Not to mention a head coach and offensive coordinator operating in the 1950s.
For the 2023 Iowa Hawkeyes, it will always be about what could have been.
Tim Lester is the man now tasked with getting Iowa updated to the 1980s. And that may be all Iowa needs to make its move towards true contender status.
Citrus Bowl debacle shows exactly why Iowa Interim AD Beth Goetz felt it was necessary to take a stand with @HawkeyeFootball offensive coordinator Brian Ferentz.https://t.co/0BUNLd34MF
— Pat Harty (@PatHarty) January 1, 2024